Living in Amble, Northumberland

Amble: the population of 6,022 is now almost entirely related

Forced to procreate among themselves for the last 600 years, Amble residents possess some of the lowest rates of genetic variation in the world.

Living in Longtown, Cumbria

Oh Longtown… You suck!

Longtown has a long history, especially with it being on the border of England and Scotland. Although ask many of the locals who were educated from the 80s onwards and they couldn't tell you any of it.

Living in Southam, Warwickshire

Southam… probably one of the dullest towns around

Southam is full of little chavs who hang around in groups trying to intimidate people, but should be in bed by 7.

Living in Skegness, Lincolnshire

Skegness – where the Northerners go to die

Skegness: not easily described to those who've not experienced its wrist-slashing bleakness and sense of hopelessness.

Living in Ilfracombe, Devon

Ilfracombe: Tips for the Terminally Clueless

Here for the first time in public are the mysterious Big Six tips on how to run a business in Ilfracombe without a clue and without working.