Living in Dover, Kent

Dover – Most neglected unloved town in the UK

The German Army should've levelled Dover back in the 1940's and maybe it wouldn't look like the scrotum of Quasimodo that it does now.

Living in St Andrews, Fife, Scotland

St Andrews – Such a lovely town, if you are tourist or student that is…

People often say to me, "oh you are from St Andrews, you must be posh?", to which I reply, "I'll tell the jokes!"

North Devon - Grockle Hell

North Devon – Grockle Hell

Grockles; good for North Devon business but terribly bad for the digestion and the nerves. October never comes soon enough.

Living in Eakring, Nottinghamshire

Eakring: not the end of the earth but you sure can see it from there

If anyone that lives In Eakring is ever asked where they live, I'm sure the response would be 'Where's that?!'

Living in Torquay, Devon

Torquay is the place where the chav culture originated

The people who are lucky to escape the ghetto often find themselves struggling in the real world outside of Torquay.