Forced to procreate among themselves for the last 600 years, Amble residents possess some of the lowest rates of genetic variation in the world.
Longtown has a long history, especially with it being on the border of England and Scotland. Although ask many of the locals who were educated from the 80s onwards and they couldn't tell you any of it.
Southam is full of little chavs who hang around in groups trying to intimidate people, but should be in bed by 7.
Skegness: not easily described to those who've not experienced its wrist-slashing bleakness and sense of hopelessness.
Here for the first time in public are the mysterious Big Six tips on how to run a business in Ilfracombe without a clue and without working.