Dyserth – Where my Mum is also my Sister

Living in Dyserth, Wales

Legend has it the little village of Dyserth was built on Moel Hiraddug, not because of the quarry that is situated at the top of the tiny mountain, but because they could slope the pavements enough so that the limping from generations of genepool-shallowing would not show. This village runs the gauntlet for the most […]

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Llandudno Junction’s illiteracy concert

Living in Llandudno Junction, Wales

Over the past few years Llandudno Junction has had an influx of people who sadly cannot read or perform basic mental tasks. This had made the Town (with the amenities of a village) a front runner for the nations lowest IQ. This has worried many people not just in the UK but across the world. […]

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Wrexham – a terrifying spice-zombie filled cesspit

Living in Wrexham, Wales

If you enjoy horror movies, you’re going to love Wrexham. Once a popular shopping hub, that brought in people from far and wide with their choice of shops, to a terrifying zombie filled cesspit. Bodies line the pavement and fill shop doorways. Twitching, groaning and whispers of “spice”. Shops are long closed and boarded up, […]

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Llandudno: The Brown Town Of Welsh Resorts

Living in Llandudno, Wales

Llandudno was once known as “The Queen of Welsh Resorts!” Now its glory years are far behind it, with it now taking over “The Brown Town” title from Colwyn Bay and Rhyl. From the closed down drug houses on the Orme to Homeless and Drug users living in its caves, it’s a delight! Drugs and […]

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Holywell: full of plastic scousers

Living in Holywell, Flintshire, Wales

Residing on the banks of the Dee Estuary, which marks the extent to which its pseudo-scouse populace could swim, Holywell is an eclectic mix of sub cultures. Its hub is an interbred community from the Strand estate, who would claim that their roots stem back to the ancient Druids. The truth is that their ‘four-fathers’ […]

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Rhyl: all come wide eyed at the prospect of getting a DSS bedsit on the prom

Rhyl, Wales, Property guide and review

This is the Multi-clutural **** Center of Wales! It is frequented by Scousechavs, Mancchavs, Lancchavs & Brumchavs all wide eyed at the prospect of getting a DSS bedsit on the derelict, rat ********, drug inhabited, ****** occupied prom. Nightly entertainment consists of playing bingo in one of the many flea pit arcades but as the […]

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Rhyl is one of the most disgusting seaside resorts on Earth

Living in Rhyl, Wales

Rhyl, also known as Manchester-on-Sea is one of the most disgusting seaside resorts on Earth. The numerous guesthouses on the seafront have all long been closed, and are now homes to homeless junkies and hiding murderers, leaving the area around them covered in used needles (which is why you should wear strong soles if you […]

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