Baseball caps are a necessity in Belper, as is hanging out in the memorial gardens in the centre of town, drinking White Lightning.
Carlisle: people with taste, decency, an education, self respect, no criminal record/warnings and a car worth more than £10 need not apply.
Imagine a flood-plane with paper mills, metal foundries and two McDonalds and you have Sittingbourne.
Stirling. Not very pretty, is it? Nothing to recommend it, even the train station to help you get out is now plagued by drug-addled Neds begging for money, usually through intimidation.