Falcon Lodge, Sutton Coldfield: Even the homeless and rough sleepers avoid this utter ruinous heap of anus rubbish.
If you want the south but 70 years ago, Stourport is the place for you!
Southend is surely the worst place to live in England. The town is full of 12 year old 'roadmen' (the chav does not exist down here now).
I've lived in Huddersfield for a long time. I grew up here, watching it disintegrate into nothing but a pile of sh*t.
Nantwich: considered to be the most 'urban' destination that Aston Lords and Ladies are willing to drag little Jonty and Elisabet(no H) to.