Living in Nantwich, Cheshire

Nantwich: home of the yummy mummy & a sea of middle class insolence

The Nantwich yummy mummy battle tank, the Land Rover discovery, can be seen badly parked in parent and child bays across the town.

Living in Southport, Merseyside

Southport – God’s waiting room

I've lived here in Southport all my life and to be honest it was better back in the 1970's than it is now.

Living in Dewsbury, West Yorkshire

Dewsbury- proof that evolution works both ways

After a mere 6 months of living in Dewsbury I still refrain from telling intrigued strangers where I live.

Living in Loughborough, Leicestershire

Loughborough – “Luffbra” – it’s sh*t me duck

You can have a nice time in Loughborough, just as long as you live outside of it and never visit except for its saving grace: decent markets in the town centre.

Living in Brechin, Scotland

Brechin is home to people who have nowhere else to go

If you are planning to come to Brechin, be prepared to leave with a wee child and some kind of drug addiction.