Living in Porth, Wales

Porth, god’s toilet.

Porth translated is "gateway". It's the gates to hell more like.

Living in Prestopans, Scotland

Prestonpans residents, they’re the most miserable lot in East Lothian

Prestonpans people are half baked, miserable, bitter, and as sour faced as Andrew Lloyd Webber licking on a nettle.

Living in Felixstowe, Suffolk

Felixstowe in a nutshell after a 2 week break

Instructions for a successful visit to Felixstowe: Remove brain and have zero expectations.

Living in Leicester, The Cheater's Haven

Leicester – The Cheater’s Haven

Leicester is a beautiful city spoilt by the dirty men that live in it.

Living in Garstang, Lancashire

Garstang – Had enough of the modern age?

Garstang: you'll soon discover, there is nothing else to discover following the realisation that without a car, you really are stuck here.