I've lived in Fareham my whole life, but it wasn't until I was 16 that I realised why there were so many buck-toothed-cross-eyed-chavs.
Living here for 10 years now, I have to say that Bognor Regis is the sh*test backwater slop-house that you could ever hope to not live in.
Somerstown is probably the crime centre of Portsmouth. Buckland, bombed in the war now filled with terraced housing & grimy council blocks.
Portsmouth is a 'historical town' which is true to an extent but the tourists cause large tailbacks blocking off the only entrances & exits
Chichester is an unmitigated dump. The people there are nasty, snobbish, racist and malicious.