Living in Bognor Regis

Bognor Regis is the sh*test backwater slop-house

Living here for 10 years now, I have to say that Bognor Regis is the sh*test backwater slop-house that you could ever hope to not live in.

Buckland & Somerstown, Portsmouth, Property guide and review

Buckland & Somerstown, two places in Pompey that are sh*tholes

Somerstown is probably the crime centre of Portsmouth. Buckland, bombed in the war now filled with terraced housing & grimy council blocks.

Portsmouth, Hampshire, property guide

Portsmouth – Chav heaven

Portsmouth is a 'historical town' which is true to an extent but the tourists cause large tailbacks blocking off the only entrances & exits

Living in Lee-on-Solent, Hampshire

Lee-on-Solent is being invaded by the great drinkers of White Lightening

Lee-On-Solent had its glory days in the first four decades of the 20th century, after this is when the spirit of the place curled up & died.

Portsmouth, Hampshire, Property guide and review

Why Portsmouth Sucks: A List

The look you get when buying a broadsheet newspaper and a bottle of wine that doesn't come in a two-litre bottle.