Living in Eakring, Nottinghamshire

Eakring: not the end of the earth but you sure can see it from there

If anyone that lives In Eakring is ever asked where they live, I'm sure the response would be 'Where's that?!'

Living in Sneinton, Nottingham

Sneinton, Nottingham, do not come here for peace

It really is true that you don't know any place until you actually come to live in Sneinton.

Living in Bulwell, Nottinghamshire

Bulwell: If crippling depression could build a town.

Bulwell is the metropolitan equivalent of a distant gulag in Siberia - reserved only for the vilest and most capitalistic kulaks.

Living in Nottingham

Nottingham? It should be called Shottingham.

I lived in Bilborough for 5 years, and I can safely say I was not prepared for what I was about to see and do.

Living in Nottingham

Nottingham, the least friendly, intolerant city I have ever lived in

A night out with a mate ended in complete disaster when a typical specimen questioned my accent and demanded to know why I was in HIS CITY!