Living in Ashington, Northumberland

Ashington is now a necrotic ulcer on the nether regions of the North East

There is no room for idiosyncrasy in Ashington – a crime punishable by the mob. No gays, no goths, no new-romantics.



In the morning this is a lovely rural town, old people go out and do their thing. Between midday and the afternoon they start to disappear, one by one. And I understand why... by the late

Living in Newbiggin by the Sea, Northumberland

Newbiggin-By-The-Sea full of mullet, snapback, tracky bottom wearing idiots

Newbiggin-By-The-Sea is by far, one of the shittiest places to be in the whole of Northumberland.

Living in Ashington

Ashington is by far the chavviest town in Northumberland

The town centre is a Greggs pastie filled hellhole which is a constant aroma of cigarette smoke.

Blyth, still the Chav capital of Northumberland…..but now with a KFC

Stopress....Employment prospects doubled over night for the chav/chavettes, yes indeed a KFC opened up!