Living in Longtown, Cumbria

Oh Longtown… You suck!

Longtown has a long history, especially with it being on the border of England and Scotland. Although ask many of the locals who were educated from the 80s onwards and they couldn't tell you any of it.

Living in Nantwich, Cheshire

Nantwich: home of the yummy mummy & a sea of middle class insolence

The Nantwich yummy mummy battle tank, the Land Rover discovery, can be seen badly parked in parent and child bays across the town.

Living in Southport, Merseyside

Southport – God’s waiting room

I've lived here in Southport all my life and to be honest it was better back in the 1970's than it is now.

Living in Nantwich

Nantwich – The Great Crewe/Nantwich Divide

Nantwich: considered to be the most 'urban' destination that Aston Lords and Ladies are willing to drag little Jonty and Elisabet(no H) to.

Living in Lathom, Skelmersdale

Lathom: A tale of sheep, fields and banging your own siblings

If I'm perfectly honest, I think it's safe to say we can call Lathom the arsehole of the Universe.