Longtown has a long history, especially with it being on the border of England and Scotland. Although ask many of the locals who were educated from the 80s onwards and they couldn't tell you any of it.
The Nantwich yummy mummy battle tank, the Land Rover discovery, can be seen badly parked in parent and child bays across the town.
I've lived here in Southport all my life and to be honest it was better back in the 1970's than it is now.
Nantwich: considered to be the most 'urban' destination that Aston Lords and Ladies are willing to drag little Jonty and Elisabet(no H) to.
If I'm perfectly honest, I think it's safe to say we can call Lathom the arsehole of the Universe.