Living in Amble, Northumberland

Amble: the population of 6,022 is now almost entirely related

Forced to procreate among themselves for the last 600 years, Amble residents possess some of the lowest rates of genetic variation in the world.

Living in Carlin How, Cleveland

Carlin How: it’s now like walking through Beirut

The streets of Carlin How are littered with broken bottles and general scum, either high or drunk and don't dare to look anyone in the eye.

Living in Keighley, Bradford

Proud To Be From Keighley? Nah.

Walking through Keighley town centre once (Bare in mind, I'm quite young), a group of boys aged about 20 said disgusting things to me.

Living in Morpeth

Morpeth: Is it really as posh as the posters make it look? No!

Morpeth: the town centre is full of stuck up posh twats. By night it's full of drunks that walk the high street just looking for a fight.

Living in Huddersfield

Huddersfield, not such a ‘brilliant’ place to live!

I've lived in Huddersfield for a long time. I grew up here, watching it disintegrate into nothing but a pile of sh*t.