Living in Northampton

Northampton: dangerous at night, unpleasant during the day

A word of advice: when you see Northampton's massive concrete tower, turn around and go back where you came from.

Living in Wootton, Bedford

Wootton – located on the darkest recess of Satan’s inner rectum

Wootton is a horror story within itself, If you believe in Ghouls and Witches this is the place.

Living in Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire

Oh Milton Keynes, Milton Keynes… what have you done to yourself?

If only…if only all places were like Milton Keynes. Thankfully they’re not. They have soul. Even Peterborough.