Living in Eakring, Nottinghamshire

Eakring: not the end of the earth but you sure can see it from there

If anyone that lives In Eakring is ever asked where they live, I'm sure the response would be 'Where's that?!'

Living in Newark-on-Trent

Newark-on-Trent, what is there to be proud of?

I've lived in Newark-on-Trent for almost 20 years and can't stand the place.

Living in Ollerton, Nottinghamshire

Ollerton: the most boring place to live

New Ollerton = old biddy central and a load of manky chavs. DO NOT come here, for your own sanity, don't even visit.

Mansfield: a s**t hole

Mansfield: a s**t hole

i went to mansfield on  a football trip to watch my team nottscounty play mansfield town in a pre season friendley the area is a shit hole evey corner you go around you dont know weather you