Living in Leicester, The Cheater's Haven

Leicester – The Cheater’s Haven

Leicester is a beautiful city spoilt by the dirty men that live in it.

Living in Loughborough, Leicestershire

Loughborough – “Luffbra” – it’s sh*t me duck

You can have a nice time in Loughborough, just as long as you live outside of it and never visit except for its saving grace: decent markets in the town centre.

Living in Sileby, Leicestershire

Sileby – A depressing town with a shameful history

Sileby has gone from an ugly village to a messed up and chavvy transit town.

Living in Melton Mowbray. Leicestershire

Melton Mowbray: Neanderthals loiter outside McDonalds, with not one GCSE in Car Theft between them

There is so much chavyness to indulge in this marvellous little town called Melton Mowbray, why not go there today?

Living in Fleckney, Leicestershire

Fleckney, Leicestershire, avoid this town like the plague

I cannot believe that nobody has included the in-bred smelly dive that is Fleckney, yet!