Living in Skelmersdale

Enter Skelmersdale Alive… Leave With A Posthumous Medal Of Bravery

Welcome to Skelmersdale. A town that will re-arrange your internal organs with its never-ending roundabouts.

Living in Lathom, Skelmersdale

Lathom: A tale of sheep, fields and banging your own siblings

If I'm perfectly honest, I think it's safe to say we can call Lathom the arsehole of the Universe.

Living in Mawdesley, Lancashire

Mawdesley: A tiny infestation of snobbish, obnoxious, inbred pricks

It takes a special breed of individual to actively seek out the most expensive depressing, lifeless, isolated, inbred hole like Mawdesley.

Living in Earby

Earby: If you’re ignorant and love drinking then you’ll fit right in

Most born and bred Earby folk are related to someone in the town and the blokes are better looking then the women.

Living in Burscough

Burscough’s Bad Breeding

Burscough the incest capital of Britain. They say everyone is related in Burscough. It is littered with ugly, deformed children everywhere!