Here for the first time in public are the mysterious Big Six tips on how to run a business in Ilfracombe without a clue and without working.
People don't usually move to dark and windswept Combe Martin, they're sent or abducted to this village on the edge of Exmoor.
Ilfracombe is one part scum, one part decent, and one part alcoholic holidaymakers in Wetherspoons during the holidays.
Farmers & caravan dwellers will especially feel at home in Combe Martin, an ideal retreat for anyone tired of life and sick of civilisation.
Combe Martin, near Ilfracombe, North Devon, the people are about as interesting as the mildew that develops inside shower drains.