Living in Glasgow, Scotland

Pollok, Glasgow, attempts to modernise the place have largely failed

Pollok, Glasgow, named after the fish that used to swim in the river before it became too trolley strewn to support any living creature.

Living in Peterborough

Peterborough… all i can say is wow, what a f*cking DUMP!

The typical Peterborough inmate lacks most aspects of social grace we have become accustomed to in the civilised world.

Worksop, Nottinghamshire, Property Guide

Worksop – The fattest town in England

Worksopians are as happy as Larry (if Larry were a fat Northerner who liked Gregg's steak bakes).