Living in Northampton

Northampton: dangerous at night, unpleasant during the day

A word of advice: when you see Northampton's massive concrete tower, turn around and go back where you came from.

Living in Desborough, Northamptonshire

Desborough – It amazes me how much inbreeding there is

Do not move to Desborough or Rothwell. You will not be welcome. You will only be accepted if your girlfriend is also your sister.

Living in Sutton-in-Ashfield

Sutton-in-Ashfield: avoid eye contact and you’ll be just fine

Mobility scooters and micro scooters seem to be the transport of choice in Sutton-in-Ashfield, depending on which side of 30 you are.

Living in Northampton

Northampton – where apathy rules OK

For many decades now, Northampton has won itself a reputation as a cultural cul-de-sac.

Living in Loughborough

Loughborough – Bells and Bell-Ends

Loughborough is where it's at for screaming, fighting, and drinking 'till you're sick.