Living in Bournemouth

Bournemouth, quite possibly the biggest lie ever conceived.

There are some places where you wish that Bournemouth would be hit by a giant f*cking asteroid & sent back to a time when chavs didn't exist

Bridport historic twat town

Bridport historic twat town

Bridport the historic twat town (it really says it on the sign on the way in) a town that has a bigger cover up rate than area 51. so it may be it says its a historic market town and the people

Living in Poole, Dorset

Poole “it’s a beautiful place”, yeah right!!!!!!

Poole... "it's a beautiful place" my arse! Whoever used that quote for Poole must have a white stick.

Living in Bournemouth, Dorset

Sunny, Sunny Bournemouth, it’s more like crappy, crappy Bournemouth

I think recently Bournemouth was voted a great place to live in a big poll... What the hell happened there then?



Shaftesbury, a "sleepy" town that lies on the dorset/wilts boarder, and is home to 5000 or so people. To the east of the A350 that runs through the town is the sprawling housing estates that are home