Living in Ilfracombe, Devon

Ilfracombe – The Dump in North Devon

Ilfracombe is one part scum, one part decent, and one part alcoholic holidaymakers in Wetherspoons during the holidays.

Living in Combe Martin, North Devon

Combe Martin: The zit on the arse of England

Farmers & caravan dwellers will especially feel at home in Combe Martin, an ideal retreat for anyone tired of life and sick of civilisation.

Living in Combe Martin

Combe Martin, has been called “Trumpton Vasey” by visitors

Between October & May each year, Combe Martin is dark, stormy, wet, depressing and deserted.

Living in Great Torrington, Devon

Great Torrington, situated in bumble-f*ck nowhere in North Devon

Great Torrington, a town that once fought off Tesco (10 years ago) and Waitrose, but is more than happy to boast a Lidl.

Living in Axminster

Axminster – Blink and you’ll miss it

Axminster is a small town where everybody knows everybody, in fact most people know about your business before even you do.