Forth – a grey & moribund carbuncle on the ****-end of Scotland

Living in Forth, Scotland

The late great Rik Mayall once called Nottingham ‘a dark Godless void on the edge of human misery’, which exactly correlates with my feelings about Forth in Lanarkshire, Scotland. Cumbernauld’s little but equally-as-ugly little brother. Granted, it is a village – but hell is it depressing. A grey and moribund carbuncle on the ****-end of […]

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Kilsyth, home to some of the most nosey people in the whole of Scotland

Living in Kilsyth

Ah, good old Kilsyth, nestled In-between the hills of the campsies and North Lanarkshires worst voted town 2 years in a row, Cumbernauld. ( which is a different story altogether… But we’ll save that for another day) So back to Kilsyth, the town that should have the slogan “Did you hear…?” home to some of […]

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The Siberian mining experiment-come-‘New’ town of Cumbernauld

Living in Cumbernauld, Scotland

Siberian mining experiment-come-‘New’ town, Cumbernauld, near Glasgow, was voted 2nd most **** town in Britain in the Idler magazine’s 2003 poll and it was in no small way thanks to the invaluable contribution made by the town’s ****-majority that this ground-breaking (or should that be window-breaking?) feat was achieved. Like its sister (by different fathers?) […]

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