Ilfracombe is one part scum, one part decent, and one part alcoholic holidaymakers in Wetherspoons during the holidays.
Farmers & caravan dwellers will especially feel at home in Combe Martin, an ideal retreat for anyone tired of life and sick of civilisation.
Between October & May each year, Combe Martin is dark, stormy, wet, depressing and deserted.
You'll know when you've arrived, look out for Billy-5-bellies smoking on the doorstep & a sign saying "Combe Martin - No Smiling By Order".
Combe Martin, near Ilfracombe, North Devon, the people are about as interesting as the mildew that develops inside shower drains.