Living in Ilfracombe, Devon

Ilfracombe – The Dump in North Devon

Ilfracombe is one part scum, one part decent, and one part alcoholic holidaymakers in Wetherspoons during the holidays.

Living in Combe Martin, North Devon

Combe Martin: The zit on the arse of England

Farmers & caravan dwellers will especially feel at home in Combe Martin, an ideal retreat for anyone tired of life and sick of civilisation.

Living in Combe Martin

Combe Martin, has been called “Trumpton Vasey” by visitors

Between October & May each year, Combe Martin is dark, stormy, wet, depressing and deserted.

Living in Combe Martin, Devon

Combe Martin is definitely not interesting, lively or quaint in any way

You'll know when you've arrived, look out for Billy-5-bellies smoking on the doorstep & a sign saying "Combe Martin - No Smiling By Order".

Living in Combe Martin, Devon

Combe Martin is truly the most depressing, hopeless & generally futureless place

Combe Martin, near Ilfracombe, North Devon, the people are about as interesting as the mildew that develops inside shower drains.