Cobham: A hole once you see past the nice facade

Living in Cobham, Surrey

Cobham is a town full of posh mummies who walk around carrying skinny lattes and tottering around in ridiculously high heels with handbag dogs. In the main high street you have waitrose. If you aren’t going into waitrose to buy premium stuff you are looked down as a piece of sh*t by some of the […]

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Epsom: the not-so-salubrious suburb

Living in Epsom, Surrey

If you’re a young professional attracted by the hour-ish commute to central London, STAY AWAY. Epsom can be characterised by walking down the road to the station and being gassed by the permanent smell of weed. Good luck opening your windows because it’ll come into your flat and make everything stink. Expect to be cat […]

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Weybridge: a quaint commuter belt town, ruined!

Living in Weybridge, Surrey

Ah, another beautiful day down in Weybridge is coming to a close. As I gaze upon the silhouettes of the sun kissed high street, I can’t help but wonder if its the ***** who have ruined this quaint commuter belt stop, or the upper middle class children who idolise them. You see, in order to […]

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Crime Statistics for Chessington, London, Kingston Upon Thames, 2024

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Hinchley Wood (Clarkson was right)

Living in Hinchley Wood, Surrey

What can I say about Hinchley Wood? Safe, quaint, tame, beautiful suburban promised land to those tired of slumming it out in some inner city sh*thole and dreaming of a new life in the ‘country” (I cringe whenever someone associates where I live with the country). To the people actually living here under the age […]

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North Cheam, you could mistake that whole area for a war torn country

Living in North Cheam

Where to start with north cheam….hmm. first off let me start by saying that i spent the first ten years of my life growing up here in the early eighties, playing on the road with my friends after school etc etc and it was a generally nice place. Something has gone seriously wrong with this […]

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