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Is South Benfleet, Essex a nice place to live?

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Is Canvey Island, Essex a nice place to live?

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Crime Statistics for Canvey Island, Castle Point, Essex, 2024

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Tilbury, a God-forsaken town of disgruntled, rancorous d*ckheads

Amidst the glitz and glamour that Essex is ostensibly known for, there lies towns that differ from that image. Tilbury is a pertinent example of those ‘towns’. I’m reluctant to even call it a ‘town’. It doesn’t deserve that title. I think somewhere along the lines of ‘cess pit’, ‘slum’, ‘shantytown’ would be more appropriate. […]

Socio-economic statistics for Canvey Island, Essex

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Socio-economic statistics for Canvey Island, Essex

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Canvey Island, a great place to take your kids… if you hate them

I can’t believe Basildon and Southend have gotten such lengthy mentions yet the worst place of them all, Canvey Island, has slipped through unnoticed. The only redeeming features of Canvey are; It’s an island, therefore we know if the ***** get too rowdy we can just cut them off from civilised society by taking out […]

Southend-on-sea: Face to face with the missing link

I spent four years of my life forced to live in the hellhole that is Southend and I loathed every hour of it. This pit has no redeeming qualities at all. Central to the town is the Victoria Circus shopping centre, half of its shops are closed down and the other half sell discount sportswear, […]

Southend-on-Sea, a sorry little grief hole on the Essex coast

I see a number of entries for Essex already. If Essex is the UK’s chaviest region, then the capital is Southend. This sorry little grief hole is a honey pot for the (fake) Burberry/Kappa/Stone Island tracksuited generation. ***** are everywhere, although the greatest concentration is on the sea front. This so-called ‘Golden Mile’ is an […]