Living in Bognor Regis

Bognor Regis is the sh*test backwater slop-house

Living here for 10 years now, I have to say that Bognor Regis is the sh*test backwater slop-house that you could ever hope to not live in.

Living in Pagham

Pagham: that fieldy place adjacent to Bognor Regis

That £5 Sun holiday deal, means I've genuinely seen naked Londoners running up and down my road screaming "let's 'av it you muddy b**tards".

Living in Bognor Regis, West Sussex

Bognor Regis is the only place I know that has a clear class divide

Bognor Regis should renamed to Morrisonville, seeing that the town is dominated by this supermarket.