Living in Bognor Regis

Bognor Regis is the sh*test backwater slop-house

Living here for 10 years now, I have to say that Bognor Regis is the sh*test backwater slop-house that you could ever hope to not live in.

Living in Pagham

Pagham: that fieldy place adjacent to Bognor Regis

That £5 Sun holiday deal, means I've genuinely seen naked Londoners running up and down my road screaming "let's 'av it you muddy b**tards".

Living in Bognor Regis, West Sussex

Bognor Regis is the only place I know that has a clear class divide

Bognor Regis should renamed to Morrisonville, seeing that the town is dominated by this supermarket.

Living in Chichester, West Sussex

Chichester, the haven of snobs, fakes and shallow tossers!

Chichester is an unmitigated dump. The people there are nasty, snobbish, racist and malicious.

Living in Portsmouth

Portsmouth – One Big Council Estate

Portsmouth, outside of the studenty areas and the navy base, is one great big council estate, it really is.