Llangefni – bad lads and badder gals

Living in Llangefni, Wales

Llangefni is just fine if you were born there and are hard core Welsh (or not Welsh but hard as nails) and like rain, cars, drugs and heavy drinking. If you think the blokes are scary, then watch out for the women. Oh Jesus Christ how do they ever get like that? Big prop forward […]

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Llandudno: The Brown Town Of Welsh Resorts

Living in Llandudno, Wales

Llandudno was once known as “The Queen of Welsh Resorts!” Now its glory years are far behind it, with it now taking over “The Brown Town” title from Colwyn Bay and Rhyl. From the closed down drug houses on the Orme to Homeless and Drug users living in its caves, it’s a delight! Drugs and […]

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Llandudno Junction: Haven for the primitive folk

Living in Llandudno Junction, Wales

Llandudno is a great town which is full of culture. Deganwy is nice and posh with its marina. Conwy is a magnificent town with its castle and walls. There is a town nearby however which feels like it is in a foreign country or in another time. This town is Llandudno Junction. The high street […]

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Bangor: City of the Damned

Living in Bangor, Wales

Bangor. A university city where the bookshop shut a decade ago. A city where the magistrate’s court was pulled down to make room for a police station which is open 9-5 Monday to Friday. Because at least in Bangor, crime does indeed sleep. I once asked a representative from Soest in Germany why Bangor was […]

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Caernarfon: buy a tent before renting a flat in this godforsaken place

Living in Caernarfon, Wales

I was amazed when I searched for this town not to find anything. Caernarfon is the lowest of the low when it comes to towns. My other posts include Bethesda and Bangor. I live in north Wales… and all these towns are in north Wales. Caernarfon beats them all. About ten minutes from Bangor there […]

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Bangor, the amount of wee toe-rags in cheap sportswear has ballooned

Living in Bangor, Northern Ireland

While the proliferation of ******** has been noticeable everywhere in recent years, surely no-where has had such a massive sub-population growth as Bangor. The amount of annoying wee toe-rags in cheap sportswear and **** jewellery has ballooned in recent years, a fact I believe to be linked with the opening of Lizzy Duke in the […]

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