Roughest areas in South Shields
Written by Anonymous Visitor and posted in North East, Tyne and Wear, United Kingdom

South Shields has a housing stock that is crumbling from the outside in. Hence it is hard to understand why the town is called “affluent” by Wickipedia. The main industry in South Shields is shoplifting; other than that there is no noticeable means of making a living, since there is no industry and few offices.

The education standard of the average Tynesider is measured by their opinion that The Sun is an intellectual newspaper. The woman in South Tyneside are plainly vicious. Having lived in most uk regions I can vouch for the fact that the woman do not like male expression and will take your head off if you have an opinion. Nasty is the best way to describe Tyneside woman.

The men are generally easy going and you don’t get much hassle .The chavs are similarly easy going and if there is any violence, it is almost always between families which are huge, owing to in-breeding.

There are more dogs than humans in South Shields and they are represented as follows:

  • Pitbull type staffys 80%
  • Huskies 10%
  • Little yappy dogs 10%

The shops are full of shiny cheap imports and tynesiders think that anything that shines or lights up is posh.

I once heard a woman in South Shields  talk about class and the conversation is as follows.

Woman 1: I was afraid to come to your house with the other girls for the party because it looks posh from the outside.

Woman 2. Well it’s not, I have dirty knickers lying around the house just like anyone else.

In South Shields if you happen to get attacked by someone and report the crime to the police you will be arrested also. If someone buries an axe in your skull you will be arrested by the south shields police. This is unless you are an owner of a shop or someone who is wearing a suit. South Shields is a Police State but the police do not do much except raid the odd house which is growing weed in the attic. Other than that, they pull shop lifters but that is the extent of it.

If you don’t like the sea, beach or river, then the only reason to want to live in South Shields is because you have learning difficulties.

Verdict : Nasty woman, no decent shops, no social venues, no class. 98% Chav population.

The nightlife in South Shields is appalling. Nightclubs such as Viva letting 12 year olds in and people urinating in the corner of Glitter Ball. The toilets are basically a drug den leftovers lines on toilet seats and the occasional half a pill on the floor that some radge chav will pick up and eat.

The pubs in the local area also show little class the green baize a pub in Tyne Dock serve you as long as your over 10. The backroom basically is a place to sell drugs and the outside is always littered with tab ends and empty glasses.

  • don

    I was at South Shields for 2 weeks .All the women walk around like alcapone or John Wayne and they never smile or speak to you also why are they so anti-social? I,m not surprised people hate them they seem to think they,re gods gift to the human race.Get down south to London and Essex were there are friendly women who speak to you and smile .

  • Shannon

    ‘Written’ (if that’s how you can describe the illegible rant) by a clearly short mysoginist male who can’t find a woman anywhere in the country so instead fancies his five minutes of ‘fame’ on a barren website. Obviously intimidated by the independent and strong willed women of South Shields your comments stem from your own insecurity. Threatened by my comments? Probably since you can’t value a woman unless she falls under the category of a doormat or a prostitute. Please do both women and men a favour and shut your dribble. And by the way it would be ‘women’ not ‘woman’. Even the Sun could have educated you on that distinction…

  • Mr Ison

    Shields South,i wouldn’t describe it as the Burberry Coast but I would suggest it’s amusements don’t quite create the façade of a sea-side town.
    More of an Estuary town,really rather random.

  • Nicole Hope

    Your attempt to ridicule those with learning difficulties and comparing them to ‘charvas’ is completely pathetic, especially considering your own grammatical idiocy and lack of ability to string a sentence together. There may be parts of South Shields which are slightly grotty and run down but for the most part your criticism is invalid as you’ll find areas like this in any of the most affluent places in Britain, like Oxford for example. Clearly your experiences with women in Shields have formed the basis of your opinions on a whole, which to me, and to most of the people from Shields reading this, emphasises your shallowness and journalistic ability similar to that of The Sun. Contradictory? I think so.

  • Sand dancer

    This article is disgustingly prejudiced, poorly written and thoroughly offensive. Though some of your points may have been mildly valid, most of them were miles off the mark.
    For a start, South Shields is not completely void of industry; there are about 5 industrial estates, and about the same amount of office buildings. However, it is also crucial to remember that South Shields is an ex mining and ship building town, and that most of the residents now work in the surrounding cities, making South Shields a mostly residential/recreational town.
    There are lots of nice bars and restaurants, a cinema and theatre, bowling alley, children’s soft play, amusement park, boating lake, large green parks and a beautiful coast line. Along with some lovely down-to-Earth people, who are very welcoming and accommodating.
    The majority of the people of South Shields are not idiotic or in any way inferior to people of other towns. You, however, are clearly very ignorant.

  • Ex pat

    Unfortunately, most of the comments by Adam C are true, and I am speaking as a woman who was lucky enough to get away from the area many years ago. Women are vicious. They can appear to be so “canny” & they will appear to be willing to “do anything for you”. However, when they get tired of you, they never want to speak to you again and they will get their gangs together to turn against you. Vicious is too mild a word. They do mainly read the Sun, go to Bingo, live in tracksuits, and you only have to read their Facebook comments to see how illiterate they are. It is the inbred culture of the place.

    • John Derbyshire

      why did they build the Western Approach road? Answer So the people working in the Social and Social Services had a quick escape route

  • Alex

    Somebody hasn’t been too successful trying to pull women in South Shields it would seem.

  • Mark Clifford

    Hahaha briliant !

  • Mark Clifford

    Ha ha ha brilliant ! Laughed my socks off .

  • porshe

    Please don’t be derogatory towards people with learning difficulties.They like to live in nice places just as much as anyone else.

  • Graeme Dunford

    Hey Adam, that’s hilarious! Your spelling that is, not your predictable comedy jibe at South Shields. Learn to spell before you start slagging off supposedly thick people.