Living in Chichester
Written by Anonymous Visitor and posted in South East, United Kingdom, West Sussex

The most shallow, snobbish and superficial people in Britain live in dumps like Chichester on the South Coast, a place indescribably bad. Elsewhere in the UK the people are real, genuine  people and there are still independent shops. Chichester is just a dump full of chain shops and snobbish, arrogant, shallow  w*****s who are so far up their own arses they dare not blow their nose in case they fart.

They like to think of themselves as intelligent and superior to everyone else, that is why they just about all talk down to you and patronise other people. In fact they are no more, and usually less, intelligent than most people. Their stupidity is disguised, very poorly, by fake ‘posh’ accents which make them sound like even bigger arseholes than they are already.

The bullshit is astounding too. Nearly all of them lie about the next big property deal they are going to do which will net them a million, when in fact they are skint and washed up, let alone being big shot property developers which is what half of the tossers claim to be. They are inadequate and self-loathing, which is why they all seek to impress others with big talk about the money they are supposedly going to make but which never actually comes in because it is all a pack of lies.

Then you get the washed up ex-public school reject losers, who were too thick to get any decent grades despite all the advantages they have received, so they end up in the Chichester area, braying snobbishly about this and that while all the time getting pissed and doing drugs, before getting off their fat arses and going out to do over the property of anyone they don’t like… ie the 95% of the general population who are more intelligent than them. Spot them wearing deck shoes with no socks, sailing smocks, pastel polo shirts with those horrid tailored knee-length shorts covering a pair of unbelievably ugly blotchy legs, and see the women with their lips curled into a sneer and wearing sunglasses on the top of their heads summer and winter. Oh, don’t park your car anywhere near any of their homes either. They will come out, bray arrogantly at you to go away, before the woman of the house charges out, goes berserk and kicks your car before opening your door, grabbing you and trying to drag you out. The arrogance of these people is unbelievable. This incident actually took place, so bad are the scum of Chichester. I can think of several similar incidents too.

Then you have the inbred moronic scum from places like Leigh Park, who have got into a council house in the Chichester area and think they’re really special, and tell their neighbours their ancestors are Spanish noblemen and other similar shite. Pity they and their families are knuckle-scraping neanderthals with a combined IQ of about 35 who love attacking their neighbours and making the lives of others a misery by complaining about them at every opportunity for no reason at all other than the said others are more intelligent (not hard at all) and more personable.

No, Chichester is crap, full of aggressive loudmouthed scum losers who love messing up other people’s lives.

Most of the towns listed here away from the South Coast are a hundred times better than Chichester, which should really be fenced off so decent people can’t go there, and left to stew in its own filth. They would prefer it that way anyway, they don’t like outsiders down there and the place is rife with racism, from gobby locals yelling about ‘sooties’ in the local pubs to mixed race families being run out of their homes by  local intolerant racists.

Chichester scum.

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  • jjpwfelli

    Mawdesley, a suicidally lifeless, insignificant, featureless little inbred grief hole in the arse end of Lancashire is the UK’s most boring, inbred and snobby place. On a scale of boredom Mawdesley exists somewhere beyond death. Only people who hate life, hate humanity and want to die would choose to exist in the rural prison of Mawdesley. I think when it comes to boredom, snobbery and inbreeding we need a scale, sort of like a beaufort wind scale for these things. A One on the Mawdesley scale could be – a vibrant, diverse, interesting, friendly, awe inspiring, place. A 12 on the Mawdesley scale is Mawdesley – a lifeless, inbred, socially isolated, snob mortuary of a place that everyone hates. Where would Chichester come on the Mawdesley scale?

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  • Lewis

    I have met many kind, intelligent, talented, thoughtful, and just plain wonderful people during my life in Chichester, and that’s not a boast, or a privilege only I can claim to have. You would have to be an ignorant fool to not notice that you’ve met one of those people in Chichester. It’s possible to meet idiots and unsavoury characters everywhere my friend, but show a little restraint please. You’ve built a pedestal out of venomous words, foul language, and your own snobbish perceptions of people. No one deserves to be categorised, and spoken about in such a harsh manner. There may well be horrible people in the area, but also lots of lovely people, and families that have chosen that place to be their home, raise their children, and grow old together.

    I don’t believe those people deserve to be critiqued by someone else’s unfortunate interactions with a few pub dwellers that have delusions of grandeur.

    You are right on one point though. Chichester has been ruined by chain shops. and the Butter Market as been gutted of its charm and filled with yet more, you’ve guessed it, chains.

    Finally, Chichester doesn’t like outsiders? So, All the Spanish, Dutch, Japanese, Korean, Chinese, Czech, and many more that attend the College/ University and subsequently reside here? They’re welcome. The people that live here from all over the country, Scotland, Ireland and Wales? They’re welcome.

    You are welcome. Still.

  • Toby Bowman

    And we have an astronaut, first in the UK!

  • Toby Bowman

    What a delightful person you are, no wonder you had such good experiences.

    “They like to think of themselves as intelligent and superior to everyone else, that is why they just about all talk down to you and patronise other people.”

    Pot calling the kettle black.

    “In fact they are no more, and usually less, intelligent than most people.”

    Intelligent people don’t make such generalisations.

    Fake posh accents! Ha! People don’t fake their accents you cretin, they are shaped by the people around them.

    “No, Chichester is crap, full of aggressive loudmouthed scum losers who love messing up other people’s lives.”

    You are a hypocrite. All you have done is describe your own character. I wouldn’t be surprised if people had looked down on you though with that attitude. But no, I’m sure it was everyone else’s fault!

  • Jose Schmitt

    Lol. Funny read. I dislike Chichester for somewhat similar but noticeably different reasons. You clearly have a superiority complex with regards to intelligence though, and to think intelligence reflects superiority, social status or likeability is quite often very wrong.

  • RomeBurns

    Seems someone has a lot of issues they need to deal with.

    I hope you get the help you clearly need!

  • Jo Dumoulin

    Oh dear.. what an idiot. Talk about first world problems.
    No wonder they are anonymous… just not worth worrying about really.
    Just a bit of a saddo.