Stourport-On-Severn: a hell hole of charity shops & old people’s homes

Living in Stourport-on-Severn

If you want the south but 70 years ago, Stourport is the place for you! With an average age of 60, this town is full of the original occupants with the racism, homophobia and misogyny to go with them! Don’t want any modern shops and just want charity shops and old people’s homes? Well this […]

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Bewdley, there is a selection of giant douchebags who live here

Living in Bewdley, Worcestershire

If you say you live in The delightful river town of Bewdley in Worcestershire, you are often greeted with “oh how lovely” and stories about walking down the river with a bag of chips etc etc. Well….. There is a selection of giant douchebags who live here – and we start with the kids. The […]

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Evesham – most women wouldn’t think twice about nicking your husband!

Living in Evesham, Worcestershire

i have lived here in Evesham for most of my life and can remember a happy, vibrant , thriving market town stuffed with great high street shops and independent retailers. Now, here in 2015 it is a very different story! We are over run with *****, alcoholics, drug dealers, users and thieves. It is in […]

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Evesham, It’s the worst of the worst no doubt about it.

Living in Evesham, Worcestershire

This place is literally **** Central. It’s the worst of the worst no doubt about it. As you enter what seems to be a delightful town with a church on your left and lidl on your right, everything then seems to go **** up. You soon approach a miserable narrow street jam packed with tiny […]

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Malvern

Well dear readers, AT LAST a page i can blog my deepest despair  of *****! Malvern, Worcestershire The beautiful ancient hills are subdued by the masses of ***** descending upon our town, creating grey skies and murmours of inexplicable language that I have to suffer. Each time I leave my house clusters of these ***** are […]

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Hagley, The Essex of the Midlands

Living in Hagley

Hagley – The Essex of the Midlands The main problem with ***** from Hagley is that they all have so much money and really should know better – what with them all having multi-millionaire parents, living in houses that are at the cheapest end of the scale £250,000. These ***** can afford to shop in […]

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Kidderminster, I think all the country air is messing these people up

Living in Kidderminster

Lets get this straight, Kidderminster is pure ****. Reading this site i think some people are mistaking “bad boys” and “rude girls” for **** whereas they are a totally different breed. You want Rude boys go to Birmingham but if you are a keen **** spotter then kidderminster or ‘Kiddy’ is the place for you. […]

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Bromsgrove

I come from the ****** little town they call bromsgrove. The town is full of either old people or *****(Harry Bestwick AKA H-Dog). There is no escaping the smelll of cidar and draw, the streets are slippy with mucus, and every setence is finished with either “safe” or “innit”. You can’t light a *** without […]

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