Wolverhampton is ****

Wolverhampton was voted 5th worst city in the world by the Lonely Planet guide which I think was being far to generous. Wolverhampton is kinda like a sinking camper-van wedged into a sewage outlet, there is **** everywhere and its sinking fast. I think most people would agree that Wolverhampton makes death seems like a fun and happening activity, compared to […]

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Langley Green/Oldbury

It’s not actually a bad little town depends where you go. Any where near alfred gunn house flats is just a no go even when you walk past you know it’s just a dodgy area round there you can forever hear rubbish music coming from the scruffy flats. It made me laugh one time I […]

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West Bromwich

Aah West Bromwich.  Once a decent little town located between Birmingham and the gargantually ****** Wednesbury, West Bromwich was a haven for the once hard grafting working classes to spend Saturdays with their brood visiting the now defunct Kings 123 Cinema and the large town market.  However, fast forward a few decades on to the […]

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Solihull

Derived from its medieval name “soily hill”, it is clear the irony is not lost on many of the residents due to the amount of **** and dirt around the place. I grew up in Soli-hell Solihull and have seen the drastic devolution of its culture, atmosphere and quaint charm. From the time the Burberry tracksuited monster that is […]

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Perry Barr, Birmingham, consists of Asian *****, fat **** girls in tracksuits & muggers

Living in Perry Barr, Birmingham

What a absolute **** hole of a place! As soon as you come off the Aston Expressway to get to Perry Barr you enter into the most grim, unsightly place, its Grey, its miserable, its always cold and bleak,not to mention dirty ****** and horrible. You have now entered the ghetto. I unfortunately came to […]

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Walsall, there are unfortunately no plus sides to living in this hell hole

Living in Walsall

Known to most people only because of a football team and a confusing word association with the Capital of Poland, this once thriving Black Country town is now, quite frankly, a ****-ridden wasteland only saved from a primary place on Irans ‘Nuke it Now’ list by virtue of it’s massive Muslim **** community. For a […]

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