Despite ‘Spanner Park’s’ reputation it is incredibly hard to spot a townie within the confines of the school. Maybe I am not looking hard enough, or maybe it’s the fact some have even managed to become prefects, hiding behind their red detention books and ties, but I simply cannot find one in Year 10. A […]
Category: Warwickshire
The worst places to live in Warwickshire
Nuneaton or to give it its proper title
Treacle Town: so called as all the roads are sticky with tarmac permanently due to the local council’s fetish for road works (well it does keep 5 more ***** off the dole and out of trouble I guess) and because the local’s are as thick as the aforementioned substance. The fact that it was the […]
Lillington (Leamington Spa)
Lillington’s council eatate has always been a notoriously tough neighbourhood but, in recent years, there has been a **** revolution that has catapulted Lillington to the forefront of trash culture in Leamington Spa. There are several factors that have contributed to this phenomenon. 1. A disproportionate number of **** chasing, tattoed, single mothers who have […]
Rugby
Large *********** of a local breeding colony of *****. Unfortunately due to the high level of fast food outlets and low grade designer outlet shops – conditions are ideal. Best places to observe the **** is The Clock Towers and Market Place, if you want to study the monosyblic mating rituals of young male *****. […]
Nuneaton.. the lovely ****(and *********) of Higham Lane
Well I have to say Higham Lane seems to be doing well for ***** at the moment. Due to the departure of Year 11s the ***** now thereticaly(yers I am a **** speller) own then school. Hummmm… where to start. I know the “dead ard” lot in year 10. Well there is alot to say […]
Read More… from Nuneaton.. the lovely ****(and *********) of Higham Lane
Whitnash, Warwick
I feel compelled to nominate Whitnash as an absolute hole. Growing up there I battled them in vain for years before finally escaping into ‘town’ (Leamington Spa…it used to be okay, honest) having realised there were just too many of them and that even as i reached my mid-teens my **** peers were already gearing […]
Rugby aka Drugby
As soon as you enter Rugby you notice on the Railway bridge has been daubed the sign ‘welcome to Drugby’ and it then sinks in… that cold feeling down the back of your spine that sends chills into your soul, the very essence of life is slowly being sucked out of you as you look […]
Bedworth, oh deary me…
How can I begin to describe Bedworth? , Oh deary me… Well for a start I live not too far away from the much coverted ‘Jock Estate’ so I tend to have constant first hand experiences of the local population of dimwitted natives. For example, the other day I was outside washing my car when a gaggle […]
Leamington Spa
well….where to start after living in this cess-pit for 19 years and attending one of its One of its many ******** schools and still at its equally ******** college. I can say that leamington is indeed a total **** town, surrounded by Coventry, Rugby and Birmingham but also more locally many council estates, some places […]
Leamington spa
Leamington spa. What can i say………. Full of **** ****!!!! if they aren’t driving up and down the parade all day long in there vast array of boy racer cars, then their on foot, modelling their latest (stolen) or (benefit funded) collection of **** clothing. ***** in leamington never travel alone always in groups. the […]
The dangerous outback of nuneaton
Welcome fellow intrepid travellers to the glorious sububurbs of Nuneaton. My name is Woody and i have dedicated the past 20 years of my life investigating and monitoring the **** culture that inhabits this small backwards town. Well you have all read the reports already of the places that the ***** visit. Well i have […]
Royal Leamington Spa
Leamington was probably one of the nicest towns in the west mids before the ***** invaded. Leam is somewhere in between Coventry and Birmingham( the **** sources). In the last few months leam has turned from a town full of life to a town full of **** life. The ***** have a few hang outs. […]
