Like many towns where a major public school is located, Shrewsbury has its fair share of filthy ***** for its ranks of decent young chaps to abuse/fight with etc. From the great plateau on which the school is located, it is possible to view the entire town in all its chavesque splendour. The first **** […]
Category: Shropshire
The worst places to live in Shropshire
Telfords fungus like infection of Shropshire
Telford is by far one of the worst towns in England for *****, scallies or as the people of Shropshire call them, Telfs. I myself live in the ‘picturesque’ village of Albrighton placed firmly between the newly made city of Wolverhampton and the HOLE that is Telford. I have noted the messages left on this […]
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Shifnal (Only 3 miles from Telford)
A once, picturesque little market town, (weren’t they all) in Shropshire. Tragically, there has been a mass breeding programme there during the last 20 years or so, and now the place is crawling with them,not to mention the ****** that reside 3 miles away, and who come over in TWOC’d Novas and Escorts just to […]
Telford Trash
Another mention, but when it comes to Telford, it sticks to your shoes like dogshit, and just as hard to get off. The smell lingers too. In my last Telford epic, I forgot to mention the ***** that actually work for a living, though of course they don’t pay rent,mortgage,council tax, and bills in general […]
TELFORD – Yet Again!
Another well scary trip to Telford, (the only safest place is Waterstones I find, as ***** are illiterate). I park my car in Brown Elm car park, (next to the DIY superstore) and walk towards the shopping malls…BUT first, you have to pass the ****-hole known as Spencer’s Arcade, a nasty little indoor market type […]
Shrewsbury (Almost at **** status but not quite)
As a Shrewsbury lad, supporter of the local football team and someone who loves his home town to bits…it’s painful to say it….but Shrewsbury is coming close to **** status. I’ve now moved away to a big city (rather be in Shrewsbury!) for my job. I was in Shrewsbury yesterday and the burberry handbags, dyed […]
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Telford
Telford is the grimmest place on the planet, and home to 99% of *****/*********. Telford was created as an overspill town in the 1970’s from over populated Birmingham and Wolverhampton areas. Town Planners never thought that Telford would become a magnet for the masses of ***** that live there in boarded up grief holes on […]
Telford (again)
It’s been a while since I lived in Telford (I left in 1995 and grateful I am for that) but I would expect that not much has changed. I lived for a while on the Sutton Hill estate (generally considered to be the worst at the time) which had the only Spar (as far as […]
Telford
You have to remember, this place was created as a kinda overflow for Birmingham and Wolverhamption, so there councils dumped all the **** on poor old Telford. Used to be a nice place, but now, well, it’s a toilet. If you ever decide to vist there, the train is probally the best way, as the […]
Shrewsbury
If it wasn’t for the *****, attracted by a cheap riverside shopping centre, Shrewsbury would probably be alright. However, it is a total ********. Being in Shrewsbury must be good for *****. They can shoplift from the miniscule HMV with the oversized dance ‘music’ section, eat their excrement-like inedible ‘food’ in the medieval McDonalds, and […]
Market Drayton
This Place is getting ******* Every week, They Cant even keep there “Home of Ginger Bread” Status anymore. Since the Bakers ****** off to York to take there business elese where. The Chaves are spreading like a Bad Rash. They act like they own the place ******* around Threashers looking like there gonna buy some […]
Telford
Telford is full of the ****!!! They generally stand around in their ‘oh so trendy’ Burberry hats and tracksuit bottoms and Shoks trainers, drinking White Lightning. To see them out in packs “the Telf Crews” – take a trip to the Telford Ice Rink, the Town Park, Donnington or the lovely and tasteful Athena nightclub. […]
