Wellington, Telford

Wellington, Telford

I grew up in Wellington, a market town in Telford. Telford is really a tale of two cities (or new towns in this case). On the one hand, you have some of the most amazing sites I have ever been.

LUDLOW LOVELY LUDLOW

LUDLOW LOVELY LUDLOW

It is without a doubt the most scenic and historically important place I have ever lived. It is also has the most moronic, cowardly, unethical Chav population I have ever had the displeasure to

Whitchurch – It's almost good compared to the rest of Bristol…

Whitchurch – It's almost good compared to the rest of Bristol…

Whitchurch is a town in south Bristol, and it couldn't be more chavvy if it tried. Giant gold hoops earrings are like a currency there, used to buy L & B fags and a six pack of stella. You often

Living in Oswestry, Shropshire

Oswestry: their trainers and fake Fred Perry polo shirts are caked in sweat & kebabs

We've all seen them hanging around Oswestry, decked out in the latest tracksuit thats been washed with Daz to get that brand new "I'm not poor" bright white look.

Shrewsbury home of chavs

Shrewsbury home of chavs

Shrewsbury has to be the home of the chav. Boasting and Index, Argos and a chip shop all one one short street at one time, it is the place to hang out and spit at passers by. There is a mix in