Stonnall, in the middle of nowhere between Walsall and Lichfield

Living in Stonnall

The sleepy village of Stonnall is situated in the middle of nowhere between Walsall and Lichfield. In fact, Stonnall is so sleepy, that one of the roads is actually named Lazy Hill. Surrounded by farms and fields, Stonnall is a very quiet village and could be classed as the Emmerdale of Staffordshire. The reason that […]

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Stoke-on-Trent, I escaped this terminally depressed, squalid excuse for a City

Living in Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire

Stoke-on -Trent. My home city. As I gaze wistfully across green Cornish pastures to the remote little cove next to my home, I am forever grateful for the opportunity that came my family’s way that enabled us to escape from this terminally depressed and squalid excuse for a City. The Potteries folk are by and […]

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Great Bridge, Tipton: Nothing but a dingy, depressing toilet

Living in Great Bridge, West Midlands

What filthy, depressing hovel. I actually think Great bridge should have two things removed: 1). The word “Great”, and 2). its town status. There are some decent, salt of the earth people here, but they’re moving out, dying out, or just staying out on account of the growing number of **** descending upon the place. […]

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Sutton Coldfield – Upvc and plenty of bling

Sutton Coldfield is an utterly horrible place to live. If you are thinking of buying a house here, I understand why. Birmingham doesn’t give you a wide choice of civilised and pretty alternatives. However, I would suggest you go into the centre, the area around Grace Church shpping centre night and day before commiting to […]

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Dudley, proof that Mordor isn’t fictional…

Living in Dudley, West Midlands

Introduction- Dudley is a town located in the West Midlands county of England. It is situated ten miles north west of Birmingham and 6 miles south of Wolverhampton. It is often (unofficially) regarded as the capital of the Black Country. Saying that is actually regarded as detrimental to the inhabitants of the rest of the […]

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Wombourne, the **** of South Staffordshire

Living in Wombourne, Staffordshire

The funny thing about Wombourne is that the people who live there think they are classy and posh because the place is classed as a village, despite containing numerous large housing estates which sprawl around the original village green. Most houses are standard semis, nothing special, but the occupants think they are off Towie or […]

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Bewdley, there is a selection of giant douchebags who live here

Living in Bewdley, Worcestershire

If you say you live in The delightful river town of Bewdley in Worcestershire, you are often greeted with “oh how lovely” and stories about walking down the river with a bag of chips etc etc. Well….. There is a selection of giant douchebags who live here – and we start with the kids. The […]

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Burslem, the “Mother” town of Stoke

Burslem, Stoke-on-trent, Property Guide

Burslem, AKA Boslem, to the ‘Mighty Valiants’ (Stone Island wearing, tattooed skin headed Port Vale supporters, with far too much self worth), is probably the WORST town in Stoke. I say “Probably” because the fact is that no one knows anymore, they are all so ****. Boslem, affectionately known as Bosnia, is the hometown of […]

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