Falcon Lodge, Sutton Coldfield: If Aids & Ebola had a baby

Living in Falcon Lodge, Sutton Coldfield

I have lived all around the country and have never and i mean NEVER witnessed anywhere like this where the f*ckery and debauchery are on an unknown level, for instance i have seen people snorting whiskey/vodka (even dropping whiskey into an open eye in the name of getting high). The women parade their babies around […]

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Stourport-On-Severn: a hell hole of charity shops & old people’s homes

Living in Stourport-on-Severn

If you want the south but 70 years ago, Stourport is the place for you! With an average age of 60, this town is full of the original occupants with the racism, homophobia and misogyny to go with them! Don’t want any modern shops and just want charity shops and old people’s homes? Well this […]

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Coventry = Liberal Dump

Living in Coventry, West Midlands

I’ve seen many articles on here proclaiming Coventry to be a dump, and, in spite of what the primitive Coventrians in the comments will tell you, I can assure you that all you have read is indeed true: Coventry is a dump. This once great industrial city has been reduced to nothing but one huge […]

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Bromyard known by the locals as “bumrod”

Living in Bromyard, Herefordshire

Bromyard, known by the locals as “bumrod”, is a quaint town Almost exclusively populated by the silver surfers with its numerous rustic (holes in the roof, if it’s wet, don’t leave the house) and quaint (a code word for the queens’ dance floor occupying a 2 square meter space) pubs ensure this as a retirement […]

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Hereford, a city of two halves

Living in Hereford

Pretty cathedral ✔ Attractive riverside walks ✔ An array of interesting independent shops ✔ Buuuuut . . . . Obese natives ✔ run down council estates ✔ rife unemployment ✔ Hereford is a city of contradictions. A fine historic cathedral, beautiful Georgian townhouses and an excellent new shopping centre, yet despite all this, it is […]

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The (not so royal) Town of Sutton Coldfield

Living in Sutton Coldfield, Birmingham

So, You’ve recently been ‘out cost’ by London’s ridiculously expensive rent costs and you decide “Sutton Coldfield, sounds like a really calm and tranquil town! We should move here” Well my fellow human, in the words of Admiral Ackbar, “IT’S A TRAP” You probably know Sutton as that sweet town with really good quality schooling […]

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Ross-on-Wye: marrying your sister, charity shops and fights

Living in Ross-on-wye

They say Ross on Wye is the birthplace of modern tourism. However the things it is most famous for are; **********, charity shops and fights outside the Eagle on a Saturday night. Ross on Wye has more charity shops than people. Every building is taken up by either a charity shop, run down pub or […]

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Leek: just like any other midlands town, just don’t expect a McDonalds

Living in Leek, Staffordshire

With all due respect to the previous commentators on Leek, some may have had bad experiences granted, but for the most part it’s just like any other midlands town. I’ve lived here on and off over the years. I haven’t actively sought out Leek as a natural habit but I know plenty of people that […]

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Cheadle, a 1970’s time capsule of inward looking culture-phobes

Living in Cheadle, Staffordshire

I wasn’t surprised to see that no one had entered anything about Cheadle on here up until now. The town is quickly becoming a time capsule for the 1970’s, and its inhabitants are among the most inward looking culture-phobes I have ever come across. To a person from this redneck part of England their entire […]

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Kenilworth – A boring town full of old people

Living in Kenilworth, Warwickshire

Kenilworth is a town in Warwickshire full of the white middle class variety of old people who shop at the local Waitrose. The average age is 52. Despite the existence of many primary schools and its large secondary school, children are only usually seen going to and leaving these schools. The odd young person can […]

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Wombourne – lovely village with some buts…

Liviing in Wombourne

As a village, Wombourne has loads going for it, good shops, lovely surrounding countryside and fantastic amenities i.e a leisure centre (with pool) within walking distance, a library and plenty of pleasant cafe’s/coffee shops. It also has pleasant pubs within walking distance and of course it’s own cricket ground and floodlit tennis courts. What more […]

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