After my friend moved to Nottingham i decided to visit. After driving through the actually hard towns of St.Annes and the Meadows we came across Bingham “Blingham” this is a real **** place. None of them are actually hard they just hang around the rails like ******* smoking weed talking about Nottingham Forest. A once […]
Category: Nottinghamshire
The worst places to live in Nottinghamshire
sutton-in-ashfield is **** a sub culture
Sutton-in-Ashfield nestled in the hart of the north Nottinghamshire country side, the town I call home if anyone ever asks me were I come from. when I am soaking up the sun and drinking a nice cold beer in a distant land far away from the United Chavdom of Great Britain, love it or hate […]
Nottingham
What a wonderful city this is! One of the oldest cities in England, Nottingham itself is wreathed in history. It is home to the oldest pub in the world, ‘Ye Olde Trip to Jerusalem’. King Charles I raised his standard at Nottingham Castle, starting the English Civil War, and of course, the legends of Robin […]
Worksop
Now you are probably wondering why I am writing yet a piece on a town which already has a couple of write-ups on it. I just felt that there were a few things that the otherwise very detailed other pieces didnt really expand on…here goes… This town is seriously lacking some much needed cash injection […]
Kirkby-in-ashfield
this is a nice and friendly town were as you walk down the street you get greeted with young and charming people in the most up to date fashion statements……. yea you wish. if your unfortunate enough to have to brave this town to get to your destinatin and manage to make it through the […]
worksop
i have the misfortune to deliver beer to this quaint english market town! the residents here take great delight in watching other people work and passing comment on how to do it.bearing in mind 30%of the poulation has needles attached to their arms,another 30% has walking sticks attached to there arms,so nobody works,this used to […]
Arnold, Nottingham
Ahhh….Arnold. What can I say? Not too long ago before this new *********** of sorry individuals came about, Arnold was a respectable place. Not anymore. Arnold is now somewhere where you’re likely to be mugged or, at best, Harrased by gangs of *****, asking if you can ‘set them a ***’ if you were silly […]
Mansfield
For those of you un-familiar with Guest House Paradiso, and the character played by Rick Mayall (Richard **** – pronounced ‘Thwaite’), I shall be using the term “Thwaite” in replacement for the word ****. Now then, back to mansfield. I have lived in this grotty hell hole since i was 14, through no fault of […]
Worksop
THE **** PUB GUIDE – WORKSOP 2005 Mid-week. Why not entertain a few friends to a quiet drink in the local. My favourite local pub is The Innings on Prospect Hill. Sounds lovely doesn’t it? You can enjoy an ice-cold Stella while treating the good lady to half a snakebite and black. Be careful not […]
Academic research Gala Bingo, Nottingham
A report of recent academic research on older ***** at play […]
Bulwell – Nottingham
This is one ****/******** ******** sh*thole that needs to be added to your archive, located on the outskirts of Nottingham it features all the local amenities that are important to a **** (McDonalds, plenty of shops to “teef” from, a video shop to “hang out” at….the list goes on!) Luckily I only have to drive […]
Mansfield
What an utter hell hole of a place. Complete with McDonalds, Odeon Cinema and fake burberry factory what more could todays **** ask for?Lush at coyote wild is the young upper class ********* dream, they go around the market on Saturday morning in hopes of finding the ultimate ‘bling’ piece of cloth that barely covers […]
