The worst places to live in Northamptonshire
A Town degenerating from once proud centre of middle England to **** torment. Where to start… For starters, back in the 1970’s/80’s when I was growing up, there was not one modified 15 year old car in sight. Just your crappy cars of dubious build quality that broke down after 1000 miles and had to […]
Read More… from Northampton, degenerating from once proud centre of middle England
Irthlingborough is the breeding ground for the greater spotted Wellingborough ****, and is where ***** are raised and trained before being allocated swagger-and-stare time in the local capital of Wellingborough. As such, Irthlingborough constitutes the local university for future *****, who are encouraged to come and study here for a well-rounded and comprehensive **** education.The […]
Read More… from Irthlingborough, home of the Wellingborough ner’do’well
Picture this a young lad about 12 years of age and 4 ½ feet high baseball cap at ninety degrees in a imitation addidas tracksuit, with trouser legs tucked into his socks (of course, is definitely the height of fashion). This lad is strutting around, *** in one hand jewellery al over the over, outside […]
If you ever find yourself in Northampton (which i hope for your sake you don’t)… please take the time to observe our loverly wide range of *****. They can be found in the loverly Kings Heath. Now please take my advice never walk through this place and if your driving don’t be on your own! […]
Read More… from Northampton, observe our loverly wide range of *****
Basically Higham Ferrers is a small town/large village on the outskirts of Rushden (chavcity) Northants. Higham Ferrers is all focused around the main road going through the centre of the town, if you drive along the high street higham comes across as a charming quaint little town rich in heritage and history with winding streets […]
It’s 9:15 on a typical Northampton morning. I’m walking through town on my way to the bank when there’s a disturbance behind me. I spin around and suddenly the realisation hits me….. it’s giro day. The top of Abington Street is suddenly a sea of Burberry-topped prams and pushchairs as the teenage mothers rush to […]
The **** centre of northampton is Rushden……a craphole a few miles wide…. the main road and bypass which links to a neibouring town their trying to take over is where the ***** hang out……. basically……if you see a sign for Rushden….go the other way Theres always a fight on the main road and its always […]
Oh my Oh my. . . . You really all have made such good points about all of your towns and the unfortunate **** **** that dwell in them. I must introduce you to the town of Corby. Corby is filled with Plastic Jocks. Corby HAD a thriving steel industry and WAS a very hard […]
If it isn’t an evil, ugly looking **** with red hair and a celtic top wearing their bling bling and denting your poor “grunger” face with their “bad *** blinging rings innit” it’s a broken bottle in the face. perhaps if you’re lucky, it’ll be a quick stabbing with a flash knife in the gut […]
Poor old Nobhampton! When I was growing up in the late seventies, it was believe it or not, quite an interesting town to live in, it had a healthy punk scene, loads of gigs, good record and clothes shops etc. Don’t get me wrong, the toned-down **** equivalent existed even then, we called them ‘Yampi’s’ […]
Read More… from Northampton: characterless & overflowing with nobs & Eastern Europeans
*****. What can I say? They are taking over Corby, much to the distress of the rapidly diminishing half- decent population. Corby has always received a bad press but this new breed of **** has made Corby’s general image hit an all time low. Hang outs? Well, our ‘lovely’ town centre is a favourite haunt, […]
Apparently there are only about 70 licensed *** shops in the UK. Well, at least three of them are along the Wellingborough (or “Welly”) Road in Northampton, which may explain why the ***** breed so fast there. There aren’t any interesting jobs in Northampton; most people work for Barclaycard or other boring service companies. Therefore […]
