Now i know most English tacky seaside resortd attracts ***** but Ingoldmells is like no other. Famous for its Fatacy Island theme park and one half of Butlins this area of the Lincolnshire coastline attracts ***** from the Leicester, Nottingham & Darby. I went for the weekend and had to bye a cap in order […]
Category: Lincolnshire
The worst places to live Lincolnshire
Sleaford- ******* sleaford
what a place. a historical market town deep in rural Lincolnshire. A quiet and relaxing place untill we get the outsiders. These ***** are like a plague. They swarm in from Heckington, Leasingham Ruskington and billibgboro. As these places have all placed asbos on the little runts so they now must migrate away from the […]
Boston Lincolnshire
This time in a week I’ll be packing my cases & preparing to leave Manchester for Christmas in Boston. To celebrate I thought I’d take you all on a trip down memory lane with some of my favourite **** tales from my home town. 1) After attending a fancy dress party in full 70’s get […]
Barton Upon Humber
The ****’s and sheep like *********, hang around the main bus and train station in the centre of this heap of urine stain on the south bank of the ‘umber’ to the backwards locals. I lived in this sack of ***** for 7 months and every night it was – trip de hop or whatever […]
grimsby
you think your towns are bad try living in chavsby otherwise known as cod head town and grimsby we are so **** ******** you only see normal people when they are sleeping off the boozer …trust me i spent years in that town and has gotten worser..the typcial ******** a clown wears less make up […]
Grimsby & Cleethorpes
Grimsby is the largest town in the relative calm that is Lincolnshire. If you should ever visit, come equipped with a Burberry baseball cap and socks tucked into your shellsuit bottoms otherwise you will stand out like a sore non-**** thumb! I suppose everyone who’s added their town to this impressive iLiveHere list will think […]
Sleaford
I introduce to you…. Sleaford. Apparently a “thriving market town”. Ask any “sleafordian” (as we are known for sum reason) and they will tell you that the market is a bag of sh*t selling mainly pegs and used batteries and the only thing thriving about Sleaford is the amount of *****. They are everywhere, burberry […]
Skegness
Won a week in a caravan at Ingoldmelds on ebay for £40, a bargain I hear you say, wrong, if ignorance is bliss then this place has got to be the stoopid ******** Nirvana. We turned up on Saturday evening to a dirty pisspoor effort of a static, half the light bulbs were knackered, rust […]
Scunthorpe…. The name says it all!
Scunthorpe…. The name says it all! When I first moved here in 1994 ***** existed, but they were mainly isolated in their chavpalaces in the westcliffe or riddings areas. These days they are littering our streets with their chavness. Nowadays you cannot go into town on a half term/saturday/holiday without ***** and ********* being in […]
Spalding – home of failing *****
Sometimes life can be difficult. Consider the position of a **** inhabitant of Spalding, Lincolnshire. The town is essentially stuck at about 1953. It’s still a sleepy market town with social clubs, a civic (legitimised busybodies) society, Sainsbury’s, a flower festival, riverside walks and tearooms. In short, the **** is up against it. Those vast […]
boston
A dominant male rat may mate with up to 20 female **** in just six hours. The average male **** reading this is Boston (which is unlikely because he was most probably a past pupil of Haven High) would wonder what all the fuss was about. He would probably consider getting in some alcoholic supplies […]
Boston, Lincs
Welcome to Boston – Lincolnshire’s second town, and during the Middle Ages, lucky enough to be the country’s second most important port! Sadly though, the locals have failed to evolve since Boston’s heyday, and Boston has become an unfortunate backwater, reachable only by the daily train to Nottingham or Skegness, which sometimes, arrives! Like most […]
