Living in Bourne, Lincolnshire

Bourne, the place where social progress goes to die.

Bourne pubs are overrun by fat-headed macho men desperate to wrongly assert that your casual glance is actually an invitation to fight.

Living in Grimsby & Cleethorpes

Grimsby/Cleethorpes a backward, retarded, cold, unfriendly sh*thole

Unless you have lived in Grimsby for 5000 years, forget it. The locals are rude, cold, unfriendly, suspicious and absolute sh*ts.

Living in Donington

Donington, bit by bit it is slowly being ruined

Donington used to be a beautiful, small village situated between Boston and Spalding, just off the A52.

Living in Boston, Lincolnshire

Boston. Capital of Europe

Come to Boston and you will soon think you have travelled into eastern Europe. You will hear more foreign languages than English.

Living in Gainsborough

Gainsborough, Like Lincoln but smaller

When you come to Gainsborough, make sure you bring lots of money to spend in our fabulously over priced shops we never go into!