Living in Skegness, Lincolnshire

Skegness – where the Northerners go to die

Skegness: not easily described to those who've not experienced its wrist-slashing bleakness and sense of hopelessness.

Living in Boston, Lincolnshire

Boston, in Lincolnshire, seems to be a run down hot bed of degenerates

Shame they drained the marshes, this turd of a town known as Boston would be under 6' of water by now otherwise (with a bit of luck anyway).

Living in Bourne, Lincolnshire

Bourne, the place where social progress goes to die.

Bourne pubs are overrun by fat-headed macho men desperate to wrongly assert that your casual glance is actually an invitation to fight.

Living in Grimsby & Cleethorpes

Grimsby/Cleethorpes a backward, retarded, cold, unfriendly sh*thole

Unless you have lived in Grimsby for 5000 years, forget it. The locals are rude, cold, unfriendly, suspicious and absolute sh*ts.

Living in Donington

Donington, bit by bit it is slowly being ruined

Donington used to be a beautiful, small village situated between Boston and Spalding, just off the A52.