Bourne pubs are overrun by fat-headed macho men desperate to wrongly assert that your casual glance is actually an invitation to fight.
Unless you have lived in Grimsby for 5000 years, forget it. The locals are rude, cold, unfriendly, suspicious and absolute sh*ts.
Donington used to be a beautiful, small village situated between Boston and Spalding, just off the A52.
Come to Boston and you will soon think you have travelled into eastern Europe. You will hear more foreign languages than English.
When you come to Gainsborough, make sure you bring lots of money to spend in our fabulously over priced shops we never go into!