I simply cannot believe that Heanor has not yet been added to the list of Chaviest towns going. I myself am not from Heanor, which frankly is evident from my use of the English language and a computer, but i do have the horror of working in the hell hole 5 days a week. Now […]
Category: Derbyshire
The worst places to live in Derbyshire
Buxton – don’t be fooled by the beautiful surroundings
Don’t be fooled by the beautiful surroundings, the pure clear spring water, or the roman baths, this town is home to the highest concentration of *******, *****, smackheads, kids with kids, air max wearers, and wannabe gangsters in the whole of the country. If you include the diseased cesspool of Fairfield, buxton’s cancerous growth, then […]
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Ilkeston (revised edition)
Ilkeston, The home of many a washed up loser and potential nobodies. The ***** love this place, they will never leave and prefer to hang around and multiply threatening to destroy any remaining sense of dignity this town has. To describe Ilkeston I would have to say that it is a throw back mining town. […]
Ilkeston
Most of what has been said in the above posts is without a doubt true… the ‘few’ decent folk in Ilkeston are either to old, to young or to poor to move to a better place (town, village… county etc). My wife and I have had enough, and after years of talking about it, we […]
Midway and Swadlincote
Midway is a ******** inbetween swadlincote and woodville. It’s down the road from Granville Community School and its where all the ****’s hang out. They mostly hang round at “swad park” which isnt even in swad. They buy their **** from “Mary’s” which is a shop on Salisbury Drive (******* disgusting council estate), which also […]
Ilkeston
Ilkeston, The home of many a washed up loser. The ***** love this place, they will never leave and prefer to hang around and multiply. To describe Ilkeston i would have to say that it is a throw back mining town. Traditionally it was a place for men who worked and played hard. It is […]
Derbyshire: Britain’s No.1 County for Bennys
Derbyshire, home to the beautiful Peak District, Thorntons Chocolate Factory & the Crooked Spire of Chesterfield, has to be perhaps the ONLY county in Britain that has *****, Mobile-Wielding Single Mums & all-round neanderthal Bennys in every single part of it! Bennys as I like to call `em, have been a staple of Derbyshire Life […]
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Derby
What can i say? Rough as ****, in town itself its just a haven for vandalism, robbery, muggings and the rare shooting. Most of the bad lads congregate around a ******** pub called the castle n falcon, some little 14 yr old bum fluff ***** with a divvy rude gal with **** hair tyed back […]
ILKESTON (ILSON)
An old run down piece of ***** town in Derbyshire in between both Derby and Nottingham. Full of free masons and pure twats and *******. You come to Ilkeston or (ilson) and you will find nothin but fat ******* mothers walkin down the high street in ridiculisly tight trackies so you can see theyre nice […]
Chesterfield
ME: I’ve lived in Chesterfield all my life (23 yrs) and I wouldn’t have it any other way. It’s not as bad as people make it out to be, sure it’s called “****-Vegas” or “Ches-Vegas” but that’s only because of the mad nightlife, flashing tacky lights and the local fat ****’s that give it a […]
Swadlincote
Hi I moved to Chavlincote 2 years ago from Brussels (equally poor non-descript place but so boring the ***** couldnt even be bothered to max their cars!) Used to live in Stretton before that. OK but too many posh ***** with real Burberry clothes Mummy and Daddy had bought them at the Selfridges Christmas sale. […]
Swadlincote
Hi I moved to Chavlincote 2 years ago from Brussels (equally poor non-descript place but so boring the ***** couldnt even be bothered to max their cars!) Used to live in Stretton before that. OK but too many posh ***** with real Burberry clothes Mummy and Daddy had bought them at the Selfridges Christmas sale. […]
