Living in Leicester, The Cheater's Haven

Leicester – The Cheater’s Haven

Leicester is a beautiful city spoilt by the dirty men that live in it.

Living in Northampton

Northampton: dangerous at night, unpleasant during the day

A word of advice: when you see Northampton's massive concrete tower, turn around and go back where you came from.

Living in Newark-on-Trent

Newark-on-Trent, what is there to be proud of?

I've lived in Newark-on-Trent for almost 20 years and can't stand the place.

Living in Desborough, Northamptonshire

Desborough – It amazes me how much inbreeding there is

Do not move to Desborough or Rothwell. You will not be welcome. You will only be accepted if your girlfriend is also your sister.

Living in Loughborough, Leicestershire

Loughborough – “Luffbra” – it’s sh*t me duck

You can have a nice time in Loughborough, just as long as you live outside of it and never visit except for its saving grace: decent markets in the town centre.