Living in Salisbury

Salisbury… Dear God, what a boring, depressing dump!

The locals have a phrase they use, "Wiltshire born Wiltshire bred, strong in the arm thick in the head". Nothing but nothing is more true.

Living in Warminster

Warminster is a run down, dingy, inbred, dull, grey, depressing town

HM forces let loose, shallow-end-of-the-gene-pool, numbskull, groin pawing, incomprehensibly accented ape men, on the streets of Warminster.

Chippenham, Wiltshire

Chippenham, Wiltshire

Really great place for chavs, mainly because their parents are probably chavs as well. I'm amazed there aren't more entries on this. There is absolutely nothing to do hear except get drunk on the

Wiltshire Towns (Wootton Basset, Calne and Chippenham)

Wiltshire Towns (Wootton Basset, Calne and Chippenham)

Wiltshire is a beautiful place with many lovey villages and towns, but unfortunatley some of these are chavtastic. Wootton Basset, Calne and Chippenham are the places to avoid. These three suffer

Swindon – Chavistani’s

Swindon – Chavistani’s

Swindon has continued it's decline as the arse-pit of England, most notably thanks to Swindon Borough council, who have accelerated Chav breeding with their countless hair-brained schemes.   The