Chard, the houses remind me of Cambridge… if it had been bombed

Living in Chard, Somerset

On my first visit to chard I was immediately struck by the sheer class of the place, it is a beautiful town with clean streets, and it gave the impression that it was the kind of place that only people of a social hierarchy could possibly afford to dwell in. The houses themselves reminded me […]

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Yeovil, neatly situated in the **** end of nowhere

Living in Yeovil, Somerset

Right then, where to begin. By being neatly situated in the **** end of nowhere so we get the **** from the outlying villages rolling in (Stoke, Martock, Tintinhull, im looking at you all) and by being a town where all there is to do is grow old and by cheap cider, its  a perfect […]

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Chard: The town where the garbage men make deliveries

Living in Chard, Somerset

I might only be a tractor driver but I got a computer in me cab now, so I thought I would tell you about my local town. Chard used to be a right good old place. You could ‘ave a proper night out for a fiver at the rugby club and then get yer end away […]

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Yeovil

What a **** hole Yeovil is. on dicovering this website i was surprised nobody had added an entry on yeovil previously. I live just outside yeovil and it tends to be the only place that is very close to go out and get pissed. every where else locally isnt exactly local.  Yeovil used to have […]

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Wells, Somerset

The smallest city in England, lodged in leafy Somerset, with a very middle class population and an idyllic town centre…the perfect place for *****. *****, or townies as they are called here, are not your usual ‘ladened in white’ pristine *****, neh they are usually wearing quite tatty sports clothing, shoes usually covered in **** […]

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Bridgewater

Bridgewater really takes the biscuit when it comes to *****. Quite possibly the chaviest town in Somerset, everytime I go there, they seem to have grown in population…the town itself isn’t all that big, yet recently not one but TWO people appeared on ‘Poor little rich girls’ from Bridgewater. (They were both on the poor […]

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