Living in Cinderford

Cinderford: There is a tenth circle of hell

Cinderford is a decrepit town in the arse end of Gloucestershire, with a population resembling Sauron’s army of orcs from Lord of the Rings.

Living in Newent, Gloucestershire

Newent, a million shades of grey

If you do visit Newent, the Gloucestershire branch of God’s waiting room, just make sure you don’t take your grandparents with you.

Living in Gloucester

Gloucester – What a shame

Gloucester, once proud cathedral city leading to the Cotswolds is now a crime ridden concrete hell-hole, festering with chavs and criminals.

Living in Coleford, Gloucestershire

Coleford: The anus of the Forest of Dean

Everyone in Coleford is related. Brothers marry sisters, uncles marry nieces. There's even a chap named Dave who married his pet sheep!

Living in Cheltenham

Cheltenham, I would never go back even if you paid me

Cheltenham has over time, gone from a place with a clear middle and lower class, to a tacky town.