Cinderford is a decrepit town in the arse end of Gloucestershire, with a population resembling Sauron’s army of orcs from Lord of the Rings.
If you do visit Newent, the Gloucestershire branch of God’s waiting room, just make sure you don’t take your grandparents with you.
Gloucester, once proud cathedral city leading to the Cotswolds is now a crime ridden concrete hell-hole, festering with chavs and criminals.
Everyone in Coleford is related. Brothers marry sisters, uncles marry nieces. There's even a chap named Dave who married his pet sheep!
Cheltenham has over time, gone from a place with a clear middle and lower class, to a tacky town.