Living in Ilfracombe, Devon

Ilfracombe: Tips for the Terminally Clueless

Here for the first time in public are the mysterious Big Six tips on how to run a business in Ilfracombe without a clue and without working.

Living in Glastonbury

Glastonbury: it’s hard to find anyone who isn’t blowing shamanic smoke up their own arse

People like to talk of a 'Community' in Glastonbury, but that's only accessible if you're well-off and can afford to shop in Earthfare

Living in Bristol

Bristol: A battle between hipster and chav

The estates surrounding Bristol are looking more and more like the bad parts of Mogadishu.

Living in Cinderford, Gloucestershire

I watched Deliverance the other day, it made me think of Cinderford

Cinderford: If you want to experience authentic rustic English charm at its very finest, go elsewhere.

Living in Lydney, Gloucestershire

Lydney: The ugly little brother of Coleford

The dialect of the Lydney folk is difficult to understand and impossible to master. Decades of inbreeding has now altered their vocal chords to the point of mutation.