Living in Wells, Somerset

Wells – Posh veneer, chav underbelly

Remember the film Hot Fuzz? That was filmed in Wells and my god, have they hung on to the coat tails of the 'comedy' for the past ten years.

Living in Ilfracombe, Devon

Ilfracombe – The Dump in North Devon

Ilfracombe is one part scum, one part decent, and one part alcoholic holidaymakers in Wetherspoons during the holidays.

Living in Combe Martin, North Devon

Combe Martin: The zit on the arse of England

Farmers & caravan dwellers will especially feel at home in Combe Martin, an ideal retreat for anyone tired of life and sick of civilisation.

Living in Bournemouth

Bournemouth, quite possibly the biggest lie ever conceived.

There are some places where you wish that Bournemouth would be hit by a giant f*cking asteroid & sent back to a time when chavs didn't exist

Living in Cinderford

Cinderford: There is a tenth circle of hell

Cinderford is a decrepit town in the arse end of Gloucestershire, with a population resembling Sauron’s army of orcs from Lord of the Rings.