Here for the first time in public are the mysterious Big Six tips on how to run a business in Ilfracombe without a clue and without working.
People like to talk of a 'Community' in Glastonbury, but that's only accessible if you're well-off and can afford to shop in Earthfare
The estates surrounding Bristol are looking more and more like the bad parts of Mogadishu.
Cinderford: If you want to experience authentic rustic English charm at its very finest, go elsewhere.
The dialect of the Lydney folk is difficult to understand and impossible to master. Decades of inbreeding has now altered their vocal chords to the point of mutation.