Welcome to Crawley, soon to be renamed ‘Chavley’ on account of the amount ***** that reside and rule this 1950s prefab hole. Crawley is made up of of several colour coded neighbourhoods (and if you don’t believe me look at the street signs!) where badly built houses are full of ***** whose mockney grandparents were […]
Category: West Sussex
The worst places to live in West Sussex
Crawley – visited a couple of times with a friend, and never want to return!
I have only visited Crawley a few times and each time i go there my faith in the people of England is lost once more. Crawley is truly a ********. One of the places i have been more than once is the county mall shopping centre. This is essentially no differen to you average chavtown’s […]
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Littlehampton – A Guide to **** spotting
When considering the chaviest town in Britain one name is whispered with reverence above all others. Littlehampton! Or L.A. as it is known (your average ******** cannot pronounce an H if his/her life depended on it) the ****-******** town compliments the ****-******** river nicely. There are some nicer parts of the town but the main […]
Bognor Regis
Well what can I say. This has to be the **** capital of seaside resorts. Apparently it has won best seaside resort three years running, well all i can say to that is the other seaside resorts must be third world areas. Or maybe they just didn’t visit the others. Or possibly gave the award […]
Worthing
I wish to describe to you all the most dangerous and yet exciting time to **** spot / hunt in Worthing. **** SABBATH! (Saturday to the rest of us). Walking through the town centre between 10am and 6pm I am deafened by the clanking of hollow gold plated jewellery as the ********* swan about donning […]
Crawley
Now, i have read the previous articles on Crawley and feel that they do this ********* town justice. The main thing i would like to add is that i work there, in the great **** magnet that is county mall. What makes this bearable is that i have the good fortune to actually live in […]
Chichester, West Sussex
Well unfortunately i moved here about three years ago. When I first arrived it was tolerable, being a person who listens to heavy and extreme metal and dress appropiately, i never used to get any grief. That was because people who dress like myself over-ruled the **** population. Until now. They hang around the cross […]
Worthing
Well well…. another normal night in Worthing for me. my train pulls into Worthing train station and I am presented with a 10 pound penalty fare for not having a ticket so I pay the cost of my journey and put the fine in my pocket. On my departure of Worthing train station I try […]
Crawley, the West Sussex Cesspit
Crawley is an outcrop of the Surrey Chavtowns inserted unceremoniously up the backside of West Sussex. A “new town” (ie London dross dump), the highest concentration of **** abodes are in Broadfield and Bewbush, marked by the ancient ***-burned, urine (and god knows what else) stained sofas and leatherette armchairs (not to mention rusty clapped […]
Haywards Heath
A once tranquil, middle class town situated near the beautiful South Downs. Now brimming with Nova-driving, Elizabeth Duke-wearing **** **** retards. Is no place sacred anymore? Haywards Heath shouldn’t be a **** town. I shouldn’t be writing this. But it is and therefore I am. Our town’s only inhabitant used to be solely middle-class, affluent […]
Burgess Hill: small hole of the *****
ok, so i live in a **** town, this place is **** city. i had brown sauce thrown on me just cos i dress in aviator sunglasses and wear a mod jacket. Everyone in this town is ******** (but not me!) They hang around near block buster and at regular intervals they try to nick […]
Lancing, West Sussex
A good lancing is what the *********** of ***** in this place deserve. With the exception of the northern parts of Lancing, this is a mecca for *****. Think 13 year old single mothers with accents that would seem coarse in Romford. Think groups of kids in Reebok Classics and baseball caps booting footballs at […]
