Horsham, overrated, overpriced, up-its-**** boring, bland sh*thole

Living in Horsham, West Sussex

Horsham. So far up its own ahole. All the same **** behaviour as Crawley but with more so called middle class kids also being wannabes. Horsham Park looks like a battlefield every morning after a half decent warm summer day. Dirty peasants. Lots of council estate kids (Roffey, Horsham’s answer to Crawley’s Bewbush) and middle […]

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Bognor Regis is the only place I know that has a clear class divide

Living in Bognor Regis, West Sussex

They should rename this town Morrisonville, seeing that the town is dominated by this supermarket. Awards should go to all the councillors, past and present, who knocked down all the buildings of character and replaced them by ubiquitous blocks of seaside apartments. Some bright spark in the 70’s also got rid of the sandy beaches, […]

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Crawley is like looking what the cat coughed up and pissed all over

Crawley, West Sussex, Property guide and review

Cesspit, ********, cat-sick-slobber – there are many names for Crawley. Some call it the Armpit of the South, I’d go further than that. I’d say it’s the infected spot in the Armpit of the South. My two friends and I were so pleased when we discovered that Crawley had not been missed off the list […]

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Bognor Regis… In short, everyone looks slightly odd

Living in Bognor Regis, West Sussex

Sheiks nightclub has to be one of the worst places (allegedly). People familiar with Bognor will know about the nightclub on the pier called Sheiks. Well they changed it to Visions and back again, but no-one took any notice! Firstly it is the only club in the UK where the toilets are outside across what […]

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Chichester, the haven of *****, fakes and shallow *******!

Living in Chichester, West Sussex

Read this rubbish penned on this ‘word on the street’ about Chichester. It’s an estate agents’ site and they won’t print my truthful account of life in Chichester… not surprising, since it is at variance with the image they like to project. … Safe, with easy connections to London. South Downs and Goodwood 2 miles […]

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Arundel – Land of ***** and Pensioners

Living in Arundel, West Sussex

I decided to take a short day trip outside of London and determined that a nice day could be spent exploring the town of Arundel with its historic castle and wild foul sanctuary.  Little did I know, but this sleepy hamlet is prime **** territory! Since the castle (and its grounds) was closed on Saturday, […]

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