Living in Hinchley Wood, Surrey

Hinchley Wood (Clarkson was right)

For the people actually living in Hinckley Wood under the age of 65, the word boring doesn't even begin to cut it.

Living in Staines

Staines, the town that died of shame

Staines is the ultimate crap town that makes Hull look like a class act.

Living in Godalming

Godalming – why?

Godalming is a fairly pretty town in Surrey, but it has more than its fair share of downsides.

Living in West Byfleet, Surrey

West Byfleet, a town dominated by rich middle class snobs

West byfleet residents only socialise with people from Pyrford... it's the only town that shares the same amount of middle class tory twats.

Sutton

Sutton

The other reviews about Sutton seem to have been written by teenagers who have had poor personal experiences of living in Sutton- they have not given a true and fair idea of what the place is