Have you ever noticed that most ***** are pig ******* ugly Portsmouth it seems has more than alot of places most of the women are fat tracky wearing *****(dont forget the food down the front) the guys are boss eyed wonky ears and rotten teeth the kids of the city are just as bad but […]
Category: Hampshire
The worst places to live in Hampshire
lord of the flies (Cosham, Portsmouth)
where do i began…well stopping laughing is the first step… description of cosham is so true its ironic ..we are not the only ones who have noticed.. norf eynd..(north end to anyone else) – attitude = bullies, arrogant, rude, liars. fashion = primark, peacocks, matching plastic handbags to cheap shoes and bags. creole earings from […]
The Hole that is Fareham
Fareham located halfway between the port cities of Southampton and Portsmouth. With the current government insistance of prison overcrowding, a wall around Fareham would be a perfect place for a new super prision. A good motto for Fareham would be ‘We were born here, whats your excuse?’ It’s a town of ugly people who generally […]
Basingstoke’s bad publicity
Well, everyone seems to have something bad to say about basingstoke, especially the popley area. My family have lived in popley for a long time now and i have to say it’s not as bad as some people make out. John Hunt school was where me and my aunts and uncles attended and yes it […]
Headley Down
Travel to the deepest darkest corner of Hampshire and this town is what you are greeted with; Headley Down… if the sign hasn’t been mutilated that is. Step out your car, “GET YER **** OUT LOVE” or occasionally the word **** can be replaced by “rat” if you have a particularly bold ****. The most […]
Cosham, Nr. Portsmouth
Cosham. Situated far too close for comfort to the crumbling council estates of Paulsgrove (of PEDOPHILS OUT (sic) fame) and Wymering (spelt Wyoming by it’s mostly illiterate inhabitants), Cosham is a prime example of what happens to a pleasant suburb of Portsmouth when you surround it with toxic human waste. After my short stint working […]
Hayling Island
Hayling Island was an idyllic place until Havant Borough Council started using it as a dumping ground for their undesirables. To add insult to injury Havant Borough Council compounded the **** situation on Hayling Island by subsidising a rogue landlord. David Willetts, MP for Havant has expressed grave concerns about the landlord yet the landlord […]
Andover – The town where dreams are made & then shattered!
Andover is the kind of hell hole that only exists in the deepest realms of a dark fiction novel. Contorted people with pustules and warts wander the streets in the day time….Trying to pass the time until there miserable lives are ended. 15 year old girls push triplets around feeding them with social milk. Nothing […]
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Hayling Island. A haven for *****
I am not going to write a whole essay on this place. It speaks for itself. Hayling Island. If you have been you’ll know these places. Weststar, Mill Rythe, The Rose in June, The Ferry Boat, Mr T’s and the pub next to it. If you haven’t been to Hayling Island and are an avid […]
Emsworth, Hampshire
Emsworth town centre appears on the surface to be a pleasant rather quaint place with attractive buildings, an old quay, nice restaurants etc and by and large it is but at night it becomes a different story. It probably suffers from being situated next to Havant and Leigh Park Weekday nights are fairly uneventful, boy racers […]
Andover – Isle of ****
Andover is geographically isolated from other towns and the ********** here is of the highest quality. The ***** cannot afford to travel and the next town is a good 20 miles away so is well beyond BMX/scooter distance. This place is worthy of study as the Galapagos islands were to Darwin. A depressing visit to […]
Bordon and all who sail in her
I must admit i was a litttle apprehensive about working in a certain school in a certain East hampshire town/village/cess pit/ breeding centre for generation after generation of pug ugly children, but have been pleasently surprised by their seemingly innocent loyalty. This sound like a blag but after working in other schools, I am quite […]
