Hastings

Hastings, where the **** of the earth live. *****. I have the most unfortunate task of living in hastings and i must say the ***** are a grimy piece of s**t on the reputation of hastings. All in all hastings is a good place to live. (it is less **** infected than croydon where i […]

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Hailsham and Eastbourne: Shut the door on your way out… oh, you’ve gone

Eastbourne and Hailsham

The rise of the **** in the public’s mind (very much like the rising of bile in your throat after a bad curry) makes me laugh. ***** have been prominent in Hailsham and Eastbourne for as long as I can remember – hell, I was being beaten up in Hailsham Town Centre as long ago […]

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Brighton, London Rd, thieving, drunken, drug-addicted central is where I work

Brighton, London Road

London Road, thieving, drunken, drug-addicted **** central is where I work, in one of the shops. We get more **** **** in the shop than we do ordinary customers, and it’s always the same story. They come in to steal alcohol, meat and some non-food items. The booze they nick to drink and the other […]

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uckfield

Uckfield. My home town for my entire life. I’ve watched it grow and develop from a small urban area which attracted the very elderly, into a blingin hood for da homeboys. Everywhere you go within the town, you are guaranteed to have one of them swearing or spitting at you. local hangouts are Luxford car […]

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Hailsham

Hailsham is without any shadow,one of the wombs of ‘chavkultur’.Allow me,dear reader the indulgence of a little history lesson.With the dispersal of East Croyden families in the early 1960s to Hailsham,commingling with the readily available Romany-blooded stock already inhabiting the area,a soupcon of “Sussex blood,born and bred,strong of arm and weak of head”was a social […]

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Hastings

Do ***** emerge from the sea and then infest the poor sod’s inland? We seem to have the same problem as Southampton, but being a smaller town, Chaville exposes itself in a clearer light. Exactly the same features, habits and even locations within the town are populated by these brainless scrotes and their ******* – […]

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Hastings

Penchant for Burberry, Elizabeth Duke and Mackie D’s? Mum on disability, Step-Dad on the dole? Brother in Youth Offenders and little Sister knocked up? Wanna **** up grannies, scare little kids, vandalise bus shelters, intimidate shop staff, laugh at teenagers suitably expressing themselves through alternative fashions and advanced music tastes? If so, we need YOU, […]

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Uckfield

A small town nestled in the countryside in between brighton, tunbridge wells and eastbourne excellent areas for prosective ***** include luxford park, full of fun evening activities such as bottle smashing, vandalsim and underage ***. For the slightly more mature **** homes include the **** and bull pub with switchblades issued on arrival and the […]

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Hastings

Walking along a typical pavement, you see the evidence of the beasts they call the ‘****’. along the avenues and sidewalks of Hastings we find the evidence of a serious **** habitat. littered around are empty packs of “Mayfair Tens Mate”, maybe, even “Sov-wins” (Sovereign Cigarettes to normal people)…we are clearly dealing with many sorts […]

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Battle nr Hastings: Gods Waiting room

Living in Battle, East Sussex

Having visited the time warp that is Battle, I have to sadly report that the main High Street seems to be devoid of any *****. A few sad skaters hang out by the skatepark near the fire station, but as for the rest of the town, it mainly comprises of Froggy Schoolkids on Day trips […]

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